Sunday, 21 September 2014

KEYA - PROMANADE - VASANT KUNJ -WOULD NOT GO THERE EVEN IF I WAS PAID TO

KEYA - PROMANADE - VASANT KUNJ
WOULD NOT GO THERE EVEN IF I WAS PAID TO
So after a nice dinner and a few drinks at Kylin Sky bar ( awesome as always ) we ( a group of 6 couples) decided to take the night to Keya for a few more drinks and some partying.
3 of us guys were staggering behind the rest of the group who had already entered keya and informed the manager and the "bouncers" that we would be coming shortly.
Once we 3 arrived the bouncers blocked the entrance saying no stags allowed , granted every place has their policy. We informed the bouncers that we are a part of a group of 6 couples and the ladies are already inside. The bouncers and the manager would not listen, We then called our better halves out and said now can we enter ?
Answer was oh we are waiting for a stamp, 10 mins later another arrogant Piece of **** walks out whispers something in the other guys ear and we are told that entry has been stopped. WTF !!! you dont have the courage to say that to our face , such arrogance and bull shit !!!! we obviously walked away, later i was told that the place was 70% empty inside and when  the first group reached and asked  for a table they were told "you can get a table only if you buy a bottle "
No wonder places like this will shut down soon
I would never go there again even if i was paid to , NOTHING but a cheap horrendous place with the worst attitude ever

Sunday, 17 August 2014

Town Hall, Khan Market, An experience that others havent had

K, so on friday night we had plans to visit town hall in khan market, reservations were made and we were given the private dining area. We were to be there at 9, at 8 pm I read several reviews on zomato , several fb posts and on bpb, This really disheartened me, bad service reviews all around. but still took a gulp and went. The place at first takes you by surprise, the stairs and all, but once you enter, the place is great. We were seated but first at the wrong table in the main area then in 2 minutes it was corrected, even though we would have liked to sit in the main area since it was more lively. We had a dedicated server in the area apparently, The drink kept coming as you ordered em ( we were 10 of us) and the food didn't take long at all. The Sushi was YUM, the pork belly starter was average the ASIAN PLATTER awesome, the indian kebab platter meh , just average to be kind. the other starters were great as well. The biggest shining point was the service and the sushi, maybe we went with very low expectations after reading reviews, but it was exceptional, Main course was thai and jasmine rice, the curries were average but the RICE felt CRUNCHY and STALE. But over all great place to go for drinks and snacks if you get lucky with the service like we did.

Monkey Bar, vasant Kunj, Loving it

The place just grows on you, we reached at 9 pm and the place was packed to the brim, we were told 1 hour 30 mins for a place to sit..... uh oh .... they dont take reservations. we went in and ordered some started, UnFortunately they were out of the thing Iove most , the goan Chorizo Pao and the Galouti, we ended up ordering the
Tikki of Joy - 8/10
Bang Bang Prawns 8/10
sorpotel jam pot 10/10
quick gun murg hen 9/10
tiger steak 11/10 (yup)
the Burgers, OH MY GOD we went for a mobar burger and gastro burger and SLURP ..... is all i can say, perfectly cooked, nice and medium, Juicey ..... YUMMYYYY an 11 / 10,
we also ordered the Goan Chorizo and sausage fried rice, about a decent 9/10
The best dis of the night THE MOBAR BORK a freaking 20 /10 everyone in the group described the dish as ORGASMIC and it truly was.
The service was great inspite of us standing and the place being pace.
Great job must go to place over all an 10/10

Mex it Up, GK 1 Avoid for now if you can


Chicken wings
Under cooked flavorless the skin was greasy and the chicken near the bones was UNCOOKED
0.5/5

Chicken Quesadillas,
The Quesadilla was Limp ( i will give it the benefit of the doubt since it was packed and the steam / humidity made it limp)
The quesadilla was all floury and uncooked
the filling was NON EXISTENT and the the chicken nowhere to be found, the flavors were non present
 1/5

Chicken Tacos
Opening the package I was expecting hard shell tacos but were soft tacos, Nothing was specified on the menu,
The filling had flavor but Chicken again was non existent it felt more like a veg taco, the taco wraps were VERY VERY thin and breaking in hand
2.5/5

Chicken Burrito
The flavors were perfect but again the wrap was under cooked and floury and again felt like a RICE wrap since chicken could barely be seen in the wrap and all one could see was the rice
3/5

The sour cream  - perfect 5/5
The Guacamole - 4/5, just coz i prefer it a lil bit chunky and this was almost a puree